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That bitchin' Members Only you've kept alive since the 80's? It can finally be retired. Lorinser -- yes, the Lorinser that does stuff like this to Mercedes-Benzes -- has blown your MO into long-overdue obsolescence with the release of its Men Jacket. Yes, that's right -- the Men Jacket. It's black, and in addition to the all-important shoulder epaulets, a formidable Lorinser shield patch on the sleeve proclaims your Eurotrashery in no uncertain terms. Wear it out if you dare, but be advised: instead of the unlikely scenario depicted above, you may just get your ass kicked...by dudes rocking some Members Only. Unintentionally hilarious press release follows the jump.